Attention Dead People in Alabama: Spend Eternal Rest Next to Bear Bryant

Are you dead or near death?  Are you in Alabama?  Do you honor the life and memory of your former football coach more than you do that of your own flesh and blood?  Well, have I got the deal for you!  For a modest sum, you can spend eternity, having maggots eat at your rotting corpse, right along side the Bear himself! Five plots have opened up in Elmwood cemetery right next to the legendary Alabama coach and can be had for only $2,200 a pop.  A small price to pay to have you and your family laid to rest at the Bear’s right hand, if it’s still attached after all these years, of course.

Follow the link here…

http://goo.gl/UViKO

Like they always say…Real estate is all about location, location, location…

Guessing this guy has already bought one...

Posted on January 25, 2012 at 9:52 am
Steve Sloboda | Category: Randomness, Real Estate News, Schools | Tagged , , , ,

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